Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow
from, but not well enough to lend to.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's
resemblance to ourselves.
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already
decided upon.
Jealous, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of
that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Politeness, n: The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Sweater, n.: garment worn by child when its mother is
feeling chilly.
